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The Onion understands social measurement better than marketers do

March 5, 2018 Nate Elliott
Screenshot of a headline from The Onion: “Report: We don’t make any money if you don’t click the effing link.”

We knew comedian Judah Friedlander understood corporate social strategy better than most brands. Now we also know The Onion understands social measurement better than most brands.

Their article "Report: We Don't Make Any Money If You Don't Click The F*cking Link" contains more truth than most social marketing performance reports. It explains that "liking or commenting on a post contributes jackshit to our bottom line" and that "unless you actually visit the website, there eventually won’t be one, you ungrateful pricks." Despite these truths, 57% of social marketers say engagement is their top metric.

Judah Friedlander and The Onion are pretty damned funny. But if you're a social marketer and comedians understand your business better than you do, it's time to rethink either what you do or how you do it.

Now do The Onion a favor and click the f*cking link.

(h/t John Rockhold)

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